Friday, 1 April 2016

Day 1

Why I Love Family But Hate Children.

You cry,
You poop,
You eat,
Then you cry again.

A pit of turmoil.
Tedious tasks of
of sifting through
baby shit.

If I wanted something
so fragile and expensive
I would have bought
a solid gold pen
a put it in a blender.

They make a mess
they are hard to impress
and they very often cause
a hell of a lot of stress.