Why I Love Family But Hate Children.
You cry,
You poop,
You eat,
Then you cry again.
A pit of turmoil.
Tedious tasks of
of sifting through
baby shit.
If I wanted something
so fragile and expensive
I would have bought
a solid gold pen
a put it in a blender.
They make a mess
they are hard to impress
and they very often cause
a hell of a lot of stress.
I love that second-to-last stanza. I have two kids, and yes, it's often very much like that. :)
ReplyDeleteThank you very much I appreciate the feedback.
Delete